Showing posts with label got milk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label got milk. Show all posts

9881: Next Time, Melo, Go With Gatorade.


Carmelo Anthony says chocolate milk is part of his conditioning regimen? That explains a lot. Hey, America’s Milk Processors should also do an ad featuring Jeremy Lin for soy milk.

9847: Got Milk? Yes. Got Idea? Definitely No.


The Salma Hayek “Got Milk?” print ad was a wasted opportunity. The TV spot is worse. Does anyone believe Salma Hayek shops for groceries? If so, her billionaire husband should be beaten with full milk bottles. And who’s watching the child while mamacita goes on a cross-country search for milk? Dumb.


9822: Salma Hayek’s Got Milk.


Salma Hayek appears in the new “Got Milk?” advertisement depicted above. Really? That’s the best they could come up with for Hayek—despite all the milk references that might naturally flow from her? Lame, lazy bastards.