Showing posts with label black friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black friday. Show all posts

9555: Hating Cyber Mondays.


It’s Cyber Monday. Will anyone get trampled by crazily surfing shoppers? Will women wielding pepper spray assault online customers? Will Web buyers face deadly gunfire? If people collapse at their keyboards, will other e-consumers ignore them? Perhaps the special sales day inspires Internet obscenities—like emailing viruses, hacking personal accounts, sending lewd pics, tweeting threats or bullying on Facebook walls.

9553: Sampling Gluttony.


Actual Black Friday Sighting: These Whitman’s Samplers—with 40 oz. boxes measuring 14” X 23” (Gary Coleman image added to indicate true scale)—make perfect stocking stuffers for the morbidly obese on your holiday gift list.

9528: Black Friesday.


After trampling other shoppers in the hunt for deals, enjoy a steaming hot cup of fries for breakfast.