9804: Taco Bell’s Lazy Mexican Food.

Taco Bell is launching another lazy menu item—Doritos Locos Tacos. Like the Beefy Crunch Burrito featuring Fritos corn chips, the latest innovation essentially combines junk food products under the PepsiCo banner. Still waiting for the Cheetos Chalupas or SunChips Chimichangas. Hell, they ought to just pump all the PepsiCo shit through a blender and serve it as a Smoothie Supreme.

9668: Frito Bandito Burrito.

Considering that Pepsico hatched Taco Bell parent company Yum! Brands and also own Fritos parent company Frito-Lay Brands, there’s something inherently lazy about the Beefy Crunch Burrito. Look for Beefy Doritos Gorditas and Beefy Cheetos Chalupas soon.