9619: Holiday Shoppers—And Shoplifters.

The Associated Press revealed why many holiday presents may not be accompanied by gift receipts.

A whole lotta naughty — more shoppers stealing this holiday

By Sarah Skidmore

More than spirits are being lifted this holiday season.

Shoppers may be grabbing lots of things off shelves, but many are leaving stores without paying for them.

During the four weeks leading up to Christmas, an estimated $1.84 billion in merchandise will be shoplifted this year, according to The Global Retail Theft Barometer, a survey of retailers worldwide. That’s up about 6 percent from $1.7 billion during the same period last year.

Some people always get sticky fingers during the holidays. After all, crowded stores and harried clerks make it easier to slip a sweater under a coat undetected. But higher joblessness and falling wages have contributed to an even bigger rise this year.

AP

9617: Peace On Eartha.

Happy Holidays.

9555: Hating Cyber Mondays.

It’s Cyber Monday. Will anyone get trampled by crazily surfing shoppers? Will women wielding pepper spray assault online customers? Will Web buyers face deadly gunfire? If people collapse at their keyboards, will other e-consumers ignore them? Perhaps the special sales day inspires Internet obscenities—like emailing viruses, hacking personal accounts, sending lewd pics, tweeting threats or bullying on Facebook walls.

9553: Sampling Gluttony.

Actual Black Friday Sighting: These Whitman’s Samplers—with 40 oz. boxes measuring 14” X 23” (Gary Coleman image added to indicate true scale)—make perfect stocking stuffers for the morbidly obese on your holiday gift list.