Showing posts with label fast food industry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fast food industry. Show all posts

9804: Taco Bell’s Lazy Mexican Food.


Taco Bell is launching another lazy menu item—Doritos Locos Tacos. Like the Beefy Crunch Burrito featuring Fritos corn chips, the latest innovation essentially combines junk food products under the PepsiCo banner. Still waiting for the Cheetos Chalupas or SunChips Chimichangas. Hell, they ought to just pump all the PepsiCo shit through a blender and serve it as a Smoothie Supreme.

9726: King-Sized Overconsumption.


There’s something disturbing about this Burger King commercial touting the new thick-cut fries—especially the shot of the dude choking down a handful. Talk about promoting gluttony fit for a king.


9674: Anti-Obesity Ads Are The Biggest Losers.


Advertising Age published the following piece regarding the advertisement depicted above:

Bloomberg to Critics of Anti-Obesity Ad: ‘Take Your Poison’

Some Call Campaign Featuring Amputee Too Graphic

By Ken Wheaton

According to NY1, Michael Bloomberg today defended the current crop of anti-obesity ads. It seems that some people find the ad featuring a person with an amputated leg too graphic. (It’s unclear who “some people” are, however.)

Bloomberg offered a supersized portion of smackdown: “What do you want to do? Do you want to have people lose their legs or do you want to show them what happens so that they won’t lose their legs? Take your poison. Which do you want? You can’t have it both ways.”

It’s important to realize that Bloomberg is a politician, which might explain his ignorant and uninformed rhetoric. And because the advertisement ran in New York City, perhaps the mayor is simply defending having approved a supersized waste of taxpayers’ dollars. Like the awful campaign from morons in Atlanta, this NYC effort is a misguided mess which will probably fail to persuade anyone to do anything.

As MultiCultClassics has repeatedly pointed out, the fast food industry operates remarkably similarly to Big Tobacco—including the deployment of lobbyists and PR hacks to push greedy agendas and sleazy tactics. Plus, just as Big Tobacco knows shock value and threats of death and dismemberment won’t dissuade smokers, the McIndustry is completely aware that scary ads won’t dramatically alter bad eating habits. Additionally, any PSA-style initiatives to combat obesity are greatly outweighed by the marketing firepower of fast feeders.

So does that mean battling unhealthy food creators is a hopeless endeavor? Au contraire, fellow citizens! To succeed, justice fighters must employ the maneuvers that have been proven effective versus Big Tobacco:

Stop attacking the victims. Start annoying the culprits. For example, the iconic Truth campaign gained traction by forgoing stereotypical images of diseased lungs, opting to focus attention directly on irresponsible tobacco executives and their companies. In other words, don’t show fatties and amputees. Expose the fat cats and corporate honchos behind the deadly menu items instead.

Restrict marketing and apply warning labels. Big Tobacco is not allowed to hawk its products to kids. Big Mac should be equally regulated and prohibited. Imagine placing Surgeon General’s warnings on Happy Meals too. Honestly, what’s the real difference between Ronald McDonald and Joe Camel?

Raise McTaxes. Big Tobacco doesn’t want to admit it, but smoking decreases when pricing increases. The same may hold true with fast food. When people realize they can’t afford—literally and figuratively—to eat the shit, they may turn to better alternatives.

Mayor Bloomberg ought to reconsider his statements. “You can’t have it both ways” is a feeble attempt to justify doing things the wrong way.

9668: Frito Bandito Burrito.


Considering that Pepsico hatched Taco Bell parent company Yum! Brands and also own Fritos parent company Frito-Lay Brands, there’s something inherently lazy about the Beefy Crunch Burrito. Look for Beefy Doritos Gorditas and Beefy Cheetos Chalupas soon.


9655: Extra Shock Value Meal.


This campaign is shameful. It disregards the true reasons behind the obesity problem, opting for shock value wrapped in clumsy copywriting and bad art direction. The press to hype the shit demonstrates the creators’ ignorance:

The ads, which appear on the campaign’s website, strong4life.com, are modeled after blunt — but effective — campaigns attacking methamphetamine use and smoking.

Um, blunt tactics playing off fear and embarrassment have never been effective with anti-smoking advertising. Modeling PSA-style work after other PSA-style work is simply hackneyed. Overweight youth likely have enough problems with ridicule and bullying from classmates. Imagine the troubles the depicted kids will receive for literally being the poster children for obesity.